My students thought me preggo when I brought a row of packet milk to school!
I was standing right in the middle of the classroom and noticed all eyes were almost literally 'painting' my whole body like they were brushes -- up and down and up and down.
I was curious and so I stopped talking...caught a Korean boy who looked at me suspiciously!
Me: Hmm...Why are you looking at me like that?
Wonk: Maam, can I ask, how many months already?
Me: *perplexed* What kind of question is that?
Sarah: He is asking how many months are you pregnant now...
Me: *being sarcastic and felt like crying* Me? Oh...Errr...10 months?! How did you know?
Sarah: You always sit in the classroom during lunch time and you have packet milk on your desk.
Me: Ooooooh....Now I get it...So yeah, 10 months...Any problem with that? *gave them a sharp glance*
Everyone looked at me seriously and went back to looking at their books, embarrassed. I, continued on my lesson.
Still, they didn't ask about me being 10 months pregnant!!